Gambling Syndrome

The belief that 99% of gamblers quit before they "win big"
Upon coming down with this syndrome one must be considered a lost cause.

person1: I'm gonna win big sometime I know it!
person2: I think you just have Gambling Syndrome...

by ASaneHuman June 7, 2023

Stockton Syndrome

Overconfidence in one’s ability, plan, idea, or scheme while ignoring obvious concerns.

Coach James has Stockton Syndrome with tonight’s game. He believes we are unbeatable even though the other team is undefeated this season.

by Doolf June 25, 2023

Costco Syndrome

A psychological condition in which people are pressured to shop at Costco Wholesale in order to get good use of their membership. Symptoms may include buying tons of things you don't need because the prices are so good, weight gain, and diabetes because of all the snacks they have and their giant obese food court offerings.

"wheres bob"
"he's at costco"
"why is he always at costco? he has a dr appointment today about his recent weight gain ever since he became a costco member"
"oh he already went to a doctor and they diagnosed him with Chronic Costco Syndrome"

by iKingRPG February 23, 2023

BAIC Syndrome

A syndrome where a user joins the "BAIC Discord" and immediately experiences effects, such as :

Father leaving
Loss of 70 IQ points
Bitching about no hitmarkers or admins online
Racism
Sexism
Sudden Fascist views
Sudden Communist views
Spams 1984 Gifs
Losses ability to touch grass

1"you know jeff?"

2"yea he hasn't left his room in days"
1"I heard he has BAIC Syndrome"
2"L"

by Wifi_ March 21, 2023

Sole Syndrome

Some who has a smutty mind and pretends as if it is everyone else who is being smutty.

They will generally deflect any kind of smut onto the closest person and make up stories on how they do not have a smut mind.

I think Gabby is suffering from Sole Syndrome, she won't admit she has a smutty mind.

by OriginalDoulou April 2, 2023

Jared Syndrome

Jared Syndrome is when someone says they'll be right back, but never returns .

Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"

by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023

Retw Syndrome

"'Reinventing the Wheel' Syndrome" or otherwise 'Retw Syndrome', refers to when people on the internet feel the need to reinvent already existing words, phrases or ideas; often in an inferior and/or janky way.

"oh yeah he's my enbyfriend" - A

"your what?" - B

"y'know, gender neutral term for boyfriend/girlfriend" - A

"dude, I think you have Retw Syndrome, because the word 'partner' already exists" - B

by Cnek January 28, 2023