Retard

It means stupid weird crazy 😝 and all things weird

You are a retard .

by I am person who does this June 4, 2018

Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.

Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard

by ranchretardation March 16, 2024

Retard

In an effort to redefine the "R word" Cross-eyed, Drug-dealing Rapist/Pedophile T.Webster (Kingston, Ontario). Finished 2nd place to a mule in a rock paper scissors competition. T.Webster screamed paper, Mule kicked him in the head.

That retard in Kingston, Ontario wont harm another child

by AbsoluteSuicideKing May 6, 2022

Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize they a wranglin people.

Glitch is a retard wrangling bozo.

by jazzwolf May 16, 2022

Retard

Somebody who pours milk in before cereal.

PUT THE FUCKING CORNFLAKES IN YOU RETARD!

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe March 31, 2019

Retard

To delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.

Example:

When playing video games with close friends it becomes apparent that some are good at the game, others however may act as team retard.

Alternative:
I believe there may have been a misunderstanding when I told my boss I needed some time without interruption or he'd be a retard. (sheesh, you try to get a little space to progress in your work and the guy loses it. Update, it backfired; I am now referred to as the team retard when I have any questions.. still unsure exactly how they mean it -_-)

by TechTonNick Cognition February 4, 2021

retard

someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about people in their school and who the hate/like.

Person 1: "lets write an urban dictionary definition about caleb LOL!"
Person 2: "stfu retard"

by gysole 23 November 12, 2020