Potato

Women who often resemble potatoes, in both figure, and facial looks, who take it upon themselves to look down on attractive women. They are generally miserable, and rude.

That potato on Facebook, is always telling me to cover my arms, because I am causing her husband to look at me.

by Hot Chicky Babe January 16, 2020

Night Potatoes

Mashed potatoes you eat at night to help you fall asleep.

I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.

by candiedbones November 8, 2021

Ugly potato koala

Commonly referred to as bonnie moss who is the kween of this you will find they are very sarcastic and very bitchy. Never cross one

Hey dude did you talk to bonnie last night

Yea she's definitely the ugly potato koala kween

by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018

Snatch potato

Adjective for someone with hairy moles on their labia.

Man I seen this chick naked and she had a huge snatch potato.

by Tooloo & Solo August 26, 2022

Tomash potato

An absolute qt with a big batty

Let’s go tomash potato

by The tomash admirer April 13, 2020

Potato

A secret code to get into potato safehouse at 37.327722, -93.375982

Person 1 - (at safehouse door) "potato"
Person 2 - ok come on in

by Potatofarmer982 March 20, 2020

potato

The things that have been empowered by the dirt of Irish soil, though Irish people do not want to admit it is a relish from the Lepricorn overlords as they might be destroyed because of the pure power of the Potato

me: Is the potato a sacred food that is empowered by dirt and can give you the power of the Irish peoples.
Irish Person: No. . . (Sneakily darts eyes to the left)

by V1K1NGZ March 3, 2018