Post Dictal

The feeling of satisfaction and subsequent swollen female genitalia that is derived from a satisfactory dicking from a sedated ect patient

Brittany sat in the staff break room enjoying her post dictal state.....

by Mr_happypants November 16, 2020

Junk Post

Social media posts that have no specific purpose or relevance. Basically the junk mail of social media.

I made a second account for my junk posts so they won’t hurt my main account’s views and likes.

by FreeloaderLoser April 23, 2023

post wod clarity

After you work out and you start to overthink everything

Kyle: Bro i finished my Workout and i got post wod clarity im not tryna do anything else today

by shilohsteezy July 21, 2021

Funny Post

lol this is for when people search urban dictionary funny post

me: *searches urban dictionary funny post*

by Dicksmegee54634 April 26, 2018

Post cremation

When someone's been cremated and there ashes get caught in the house fire.

The evidence points to post cremation.

by DeathProxxy December 12, 2021

Rene-posting

Some kind of bizarre mental illness.

"Its not even friday night yet and he's already Rene-posting!"

by TomCruise209 November 12, 2023

Post-Divorce Whore - PDW

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.

Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.

by beedub75 October 27, 2021