Left pocket dog shit

I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔

“Yo bro can you cover me”
“Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”

by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024

Pocket Sherlock

When you channel the Sherlock Holmes you have in your pocket to solve your problem and then put him to sleep again.

"It's always the cable's fault." - Your Pocket Sherlock

by anonymous May 20, 2024

Pocket Pebble

When one leaves paper in a pants pocket then proceeds to wash said pants. This creates what is known as a "pocket pebble" because it resembles a small rock or pebble.

wadded up paper in ones pocket after washing clothes.

Keenan left his work reciepts in his pants pocket then washed them. When he reached in his pocket the following day, he found a pocket pebble.

by JColeman August 13, 2011

Buddy pocket

Paying someone under the table

They added money to their buddy pocket to get things done under the table.

by TiffanyJ94 October 15, 2021

pocket tap

1. When a grown man attempts to pat you down in hopes to measure the size of your penis. 2. What a female does to a man while asleep to find his cell phone or other cheating evidence

Did you see that homo pocket tap? I can not believe he reached down n gave him a pocket tap

by streettalk March 29, 2015

Trash pocket

The right pocket on a Starbucks employees apron that somehow seems to always get filled w sugar packets and trash …..the left one is for snacks

Don’t forget to empty your trash pocket before you leave

by StarbucksCorprate November 6, 2023

Pocket Pickle

A small penis

"My boyfriend has such a pocket pickle"

"Have you seen that guys dick? He has a pocket pickle"

by Caitie_Cat July 3, 2017