holy shit i lost my pants

Means I cant find my mind

HOLY SHIT I LOST MY PANTS THIS CAT IS SUCKING ON TITTIES

by fuck youaa May 30, 2017

What Your Pants Could Do For Me!

A phrase used to pick up military men.

Hey boyssss, what your pants could do for me!!! *winks* -gdaus

by smolsadgal July 21, 2021

No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010

scot freeman: AKA:GuY wItH tHe GiRlS pAnTs

he is soo stupid!! he is gay and careless!! he freakin changed ryan cloud into some brianless idiot!!!!!

he is so careless about school...and he makes it so a bunch of people hate him and his friends!!!!

by ...... February 26, 2005

zip up his pants when you done

When bro is meat riding somebody it also means zip up his paints when you done sucking his dick

Person 1 Bro kd is better than mj

Person 2 Zip up his pants when you done

by Zip up my pants bitch April 21, 2023

Baggy Pants Poo poo stained drawers thug

The type of guy you will see in public holding a woman's hand you admire. Woman will not only start a relationship with these men, but have their children as well. These baggy pants thugs will past their poo poo genes to the next generation where the emotionally abused nice guy must take care of.

This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.

I went to the mall on the weekend and saw a young pregnant women holding hands with a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

by Reformed Poo Poo May 15, 2010

zip up his pants when you done

A response used when someone is meat riding (obsessed with) another person. They tell them to zip up his pants because they've been riding his dick.

Person 1: "Lebron is the best player of all time!!!! No one will ever beat Lebron!! Hes the goat!!!"
Person 2: "zip up his pants when you done"

by anonymousdictionary_ June 22, 2023