The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!

Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 28, 2024

Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is

10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”

by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019

Cock over-estimator

Someone with a major superiority complex,most of the time thinking they have a massive penis

Man 1: I am the greatest butt snorkeler to ever live

Man 2: You sound like cock over-estimator, my friend

by Wilson-Toner September 21, 2019

That thot over there

A person who knows they're a thot, embraces it, and advertises it. It's a meta, self referential phrase.

Tammy, that thot over there, has set up a full website to sell... 'services'.

by QuadMan34 July 03, 2023

overer

one to buckle my shoe three four buckle some more five six nike kicks

HEY MAN CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOES THEY'RE THE NEW *1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks* overer

by T3r_rax April 25, 2023

Ran-over hedgehog

A hedgehog that has been ran over with no mercy.

"LMAO IS THAT A FUCKING RAN-OVER HEDGEHOG!?"

by Big mugger June 20, 2022

raking over the coals

When you fart and it stinks like pure shit because the gas passes over the turd.

You may want to roll down the window because I really have to poop and I am raking over the coals.

by Reffud June 24, 2014