sludge monkey

when a man ejaculates on a woman's unshaven vagina

that man made a sludge monkey of that vag!

by Danaco March 22, 2008

Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

Monkey tail

When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.

Ed: Hey roger why is your pants pulsing?
Roger: Yeah I’m monkey tailing it right now!

by SwanyM September 20, 2018

red monkeys

Typically described as sneakers of the Bathing Apes brand and is known for being real fresh.

"... nigga this how we do, red monkeys bathin apes someone call the damn zoo!" - Chip tha Ripper

by MilkMan420 August 21, 2011

BLACK MONKEY

Sahnan a guy named Sahnan is most likey a monkey or black

person 1: look it's a black monkey

person 2: no it's just Sahnan and cat eatter Kejaun

by i hate black monkeys1293780197 December 8, 2022

Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001

monkey man

Hairy Man,also used as a term of endearment and rebuke.

"I love you Monkey Man".................

"Fuck off Monkey Man"...................

"oh,Monkey Man,you're the best"..............

by Dr Lokoss July 6, 2004