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your mom

The American version of the insult used as a retoric when all other insults have:
a) Been used in the last sentance
b) Escaped your mind
c) Can't be used because your mummy won't let you sy them.
*&^% you you muther (*^%er. I'll beat your shit ass into a ^%$&er pie

Your MUM.
by Robert Manganaro March 16, 2004
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your mom

rebutal
"I saw you cum out of that park washroom and I know what goes down there, gypsy homo," says friend one.
"If anything goes down there it's your mom."
silence
"Oh yeah and your mom is a fag hag by the way."
by the beast June 10, 2006
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keenans mom

by keenan December 8, 2003
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Hockey Mom

When an aging MILF rests her sagging chest on someone's head.
"Dude, you were so drunk last night at the bar that some lady totally hockey momed you."
by Sarah Palin October 21, 2008
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your mom

a burn that is really funny
Friend:What did you have for supper yesterday
You:Your mom
by Mark Hennessey February 10, 2005
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justin's mom

A fat whore who deserves to die
eww, is that justin's mom
by mwgreatest April 18, 2018
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soccer moms

Moms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)
I don't have an example! but I need to put something here!
by Annacoco April 29, 2005
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