Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.

After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.

by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022

Jesse

Jesse is an amazing person, but if your dating him and he doesnt really seem to care about you as in not talking to you, calling you, or texting you, means he has no intrest in you. If he talks to your bestfriend more than that basically just means he has more intrest in your bestfriend like hes always had since October.

Jesse is amazing!

by Amor<3 January 20, 2022

Jesse Lover

Someone who has sexual relations with a certain brown haired Jesse.

I’m a jesse lover

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 1, 2022

JerseyJackpot

When you listen to music that is relative to New Jersey and makes the entire room dance.

"OMG it is Naughty By Nature, we hit the JerseyJackpot!"

by Miss Jackalina December 8, 2021

Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Jesenni

Jesenni means fierce & boy will she break your heart. The boys are obsessed though but mama warned ya.

Oh Jesenni, that girl is fire. She’ll burn you but how fine she is.

by G_N_M December 9, 2021

jesse

total loser

“man that jesse is a total loser.”

by balls. December 11, 2021