Oh no I'm scared

Feeling like a funny but unsuspected think is about to happen

Someone: 'grabs a knife'

Other: "oh no I'm scared"

Other: 'dies'

by Dr i check for pussy disorders August 20, 2018

I'm quitting

I'm quitting Urban Dictionary forever. Goodbye.

I'm quitting Urban Dictionary for life.

by Random Words & Definitions August 27, 2024

I'm not apologizing

You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.

Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."

A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡

Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.

Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025

i'm-

It's used when you don't know what to say or when you're speechless/indignant.

person 1: he said he hates you
person 2: i'm-

by kindlycrazy March 1, 2019

I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.

Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

i'm at a pool

i love you, let's get married

person 1: yesterday he said 'i'm at a pool'
person 2: thats wild bro, congrats!!

by rickkkk astleyyyy October 30, 2020