Hoe Dank

Messed up, wrong, stupid.

1. "This stuff is hoe dank."

2. "That's so hoe dank of him!"

by notsohoedank April 26, 2010

Nati Hoes

Bottom bitch females often limited to consuming Natural Light.

Guy 1: Damn dude you tryna hit these numbers for thirsty Thursday mayhem? Trust me, they were fine as hell.

Guy 2: (Examines Phone Numbers)... AWHH HELL NAH I AINT TRYNA PARTY WITH THESE NATI HOES, i'm straight on that.

by Ohio Realist January 16, 2011

Hoe Faced

To be, generally, a fucked up cock sucker. One of the most annoying people ever, Hoe Faced people should be avoided wherever possible.

Hoe Faced Prick with goofy teeth - "'Lo!"
Guy - "Get the fuck away from me, you Hoe Faced dick!"

Example of what a Hoe Faced person would say

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by Dillan - Scottish 4 lyphe March 18, 2007

Hoe Patroe

A group of girls, of any race, who liek toe become involved with other girls buisness, usually pertainging to Men or Boyfriends. They are part of a Narco-Semmisitc Commune that is in hiding since the revolutionary war. They use pet names for one another, and have great intentions of fucking you over in every which way possible.

Oh shit, here comes the "Hoe Patroe", hide your money and friends.

by Aham April 2, 2007

bag of hoe

An incredibly degrading term much like the term hoe bag, but can also be used in sentences that are not related to anything degrading.

Instead of the expression hoe bag, you simply switch the words, come in from the backside, and say "bag of hoe".

That girl is one bag of hoe.

Man, I cant believe my boss, he is a bag of hoe.

Dude, your life is a bag of hoe!

Any of you guys wanna go bag a hoe?

Dude, I bagged that hoe in high school!

by Sam1234567 December 28, 2007

hoe-graded

When a girl finally realises that the guy she's been in a relationship with has only been using her

tina:Cici gurl hwz ur boy David
Cici:man..i finally stopped trying to make things work between us.That nigga led me on so bad.I feel so hoe-graded

by x.x..chichi..x.x. February 4, 2009

bit-hoe

A female who posts an online dating profile which obviously indicates her intentions in finding a mate that receives a bigger paycheck than herself. Coined from the terms bitcoin and hoe. (Also see bitwhore.)

Don't bother emailing her, she's obviously a bit-hoe! Reason one, she stated on her page twice that she's looking for someone who is "ambitious," which we all know is code word for "got bank!" Reason two, she indicated that her salary is $35,000-50,000, and yet she has selected in her preferences, that she's only interested in someone who makes $50,000 or higher; a profile resounding with earmarks of a bit-hoe, if I've ever seen one!

by YumiSpewns December 5, 2014