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Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."
While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.
by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011
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Happiness

you… Happiness is you
i see my happiness in you
by matchalee November 20, 2021
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Happy Vertical People Transporters

elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....
about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
by 6*8=42 June 20, 2011
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happy paste

Man that guy's happy paste tastes delicious
by t02j February 23, 2017
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Happy Mealing

When someone claims an order that's not theirs, thus finessing a free meal.
Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?
by Anarchistslookbook August 22, 2017
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Happy feet

When your so overjoyed and your feet hurt with excitement you say happy feet.
Bob “man what’s wrong, you look like you excited and in pain”

Tom “I’m just feeling happy feet!”
by Allenah April 12, 2021
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Happiness

something I’ll never have.
Karen: Aren’t you just full of happiness?
Me: Sureeee(no dumbass)
by thatdumpsterrat November 19, 2019
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