Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Hot Dragon fruit

While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.

Picking the ripest fruit of all I consumed the hot dragon fruit from him before we made love.

by Brellygreen April 17, 2017

Dragon

A large weird looking bird creature

"Oh shit, look at that weird looking bird." Korbin said staring at a Dragon flying overhead

by cnc2214 August 1, 2019

Squatting dragon

When she does a dragon, just squatting

She gave me that wacky squatting dragon

by coochtroop July 30, 2023

Blue dragon

A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez

Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?

by I eat doge for lunch December 4, 2020

Dragon Snoot

When your ho chokes on your massive salty load and she coughs because it is unable to be swallowed, then the semen/snot mix shoots out of her nostrils looking like a Dragon shooting fire cum.

Yo I dropped such a huge load in Trudie's throat last night that she Dragon Snooted that shit right out her nose.

by Scotty Nice September 6, 2019

What the dragon?

What the hell?

Born of bad typefaces & people who don't want to swear.

What the dragon? What is this?

by LivMcLaren November 1, 2017