cellphone dick

When you get a boner in class and your teacher thinking it is a cellphone and grabs your dick

Teacher:no phones in class (grabs phone/dick
Student:agh THAT is my dick!!!!
Teacher:.......
class:...........
Student:Ahh cellphone dick all over again

by Paige-hey sarah i told you. March 7, 2014

DICK RUDE

SOMEONE WHO IS OVERTLY RUDE. A PERSON WHO ACTS LIKE A DICK.

LACKING IN SOCIAL REFINEMENT.
A GUY WHOM MISTREATS A WOMAN HE IS DATING.

HE DIDN'T CALL ME ALL DAY. HE WAS TOTALLY BEING DICK RUDE.

by CFIL April 14, 2010

dick prick

When you are wearing pants that have a zipper and you accidentally get the zipper stuck on your dick.

"Damn dude I just gave myself a dick prick."

"Yeah man don't you just hate those?"

by SwagAsian July 18, 2009

Demon-Dick

When you hook up with a guy and the dick is SO good but he literally destroys your soul

i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.

George Clooney had quite the case of demon-dick back in the day.

Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.

by A Minnesotan August 29, 2019

boomerang dick

A man with boomerang dick will have bitches coming back to him much like a boomerang.

"Me and Gary are still together but only because I'm so obsessed with his boomerang dick."

by 616258 May 2, 2015

Dick realtor

An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.

That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.

by The pickle jar July 6, 2010

Achilles dick

This is a dick that you can never say no to, because you find it so amazing, and therefore it is your biggest weakness regarding sex. An Achilles dick can be a major temptation whether you are single or already in a committed relationship.

I know you keep seeing him because he’s your Achilles dick, but you need to find a man who has heart too.

by Littlefoot96 June 4, 2020