David

He sucks big balls

Wow David sucks balls

by RIDQ May 8, 2020

David WholeBanger

A n00b who cant beat a game of bloons let alone any game that requires skill a person who everyone in mount tom makes fun of and a soulless ginger.

David WholeBanger A WHAT THE HELL NOOB got pwned

by Timmy555442345425 January 20, 2009

David Dobrik

The guy who abandoned his youtube channel and left us out to dry

Jake: hey, why are you depressed?
Gus: Cuz David Dobrik doesn't upload every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday anymore

by mirror cat January 11, 2021

David

David - Meaning a giant piece of shit, a pussy, and a douchecake. Truly one of the worst people you will ever meet.

"Hey, have you heard of that guy named David?"

"Yeah, I have. He's a giant piece of shit, pussy, douchecake."

by David Hater 69 May 4, 2023

David

is a hot guy who is respectful and funny he is quite but overprotective and will do anything and everything for his true love no matter what. He will always be there no matter what is happening at that moment and will kill anybody who hurts the people he cares about.

David is truly the best boyfriend ever!

by The nightmare of life September 8, 2021

David Morville

the most jaw dropping beautiful man on this planet, i want his dick inside of my mouth and i want to ejaculate on his face and give him pink eye until he is blind.

wow i can’t believe ur friends with david morville

by toogleboogle July 26, 2023

David

There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.

Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!

by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021