Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"
by Le random Persona October 13, 2021
1. Something done that is completely off the wall, or bogus.
2. Someone who does crazy and down right stupid stuff.
3. Shenanigans as in circus performance in a closed environment, secret or dishonest activity or maneuvering.
2. Someone who does crazy and down right stupid stuff.
3. Shenanigans as in circus performance in a closed environment, secret or dishonest activity or maneuvering.
by KMITCH1120 November 19, 2013
Get the Crackmug. to have sexual intercourse with another
by a122222 July 8, 2025
Get the crackmug. by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Get the The crack rockmug. A newer gaming term used in cod,fort nite and any other game where reaction time is important.
The term cracked is used to describe someone very fast at reacting and very skilled. If an enemy appears the player will beat them in a very quick manner with finesse.
The term cracked is used to describe someone very fast at reacting and very skilled. If an enemy appears the player will beat them in a very quick manner with finesse.
Gamer 1:
“Oh my god did you see that he took on a team of 5 in search and clutched it, HES CRACKED!”
Gamer 2:
“He’s probably off hella g-fuel to be playing that cracked”
“Oh my god did you see that he took on a team of 5 in search and clutched it, HES CRACKED!”
Gamer 2:
“He’s probably off hella g-fuel to be playing that cracked”
by KilogramSam October 5, 2020
Get the Crackedmug. The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"
"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
by J. Gam January 18, 2008
Get the Cracking Jackmug. by Cam11 September 6, 2019
Get the ass crack uglymug.