blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build

That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips

by Tribal_Warfare January 20, 2024

the "blow hole"

when you poop so hard, it tears your O ring (butthole)

Kevin: I just took the "blow hole"!
Derric: dude... gross.

by webbfr January 2, 2025

Blowing out the bowl

To go shit in a toilet that border line clogs the toilet with the shit alone

I just blew out the bowl

I’m going to go empty my bowls, probably blow out the bowl

I’m blowing out the bowl

by Bunnyman666 October 18, 2022

blow my skirt up

Is when something happens that excites you. (Blows you away)

That movie did/didnt blow my skirt up

by Cybergora April 2, 2017

blow fish

feeling like your gonna pop, feeling like a blowfish/balloon fish. Feeling like you can't put anything more in your mouth.

1. I ate so much that I feel like a blow fish.

by WeirdererDefined November 16, 2011

Blow torch

Its when a girl is giving you head, and she goes so fast that the friction lights your dick on fire

Damn i wanted regular head but instead she gave me a blow torch.

by Mybloodycondom February 12, 2018

Blow a waffle

To fart

Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.

by Jeeja December 16, 2022