The comparison between two (or more) things that cannot be compared apple-to-apple, e.g. comparing the demand of being a kindergartener with that of being a college student — even though they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day
Trying to compare the stress levels of a kindergartener to a college student is just an apple-to-orange comparison—sure, they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day, but the responsibilities are worlds apart!
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
Get the apple-to-orange comparisonmug. When a man gives a woman hard oral sex so that his penis pushes up against the wall of her throat, making it look like she has an Adam's Apple.
Guy 1:I gave her an Adam's Oral Apple, she had a dent in her throat for days.
Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.
Guy 2: Bro you cappin' that's you ain't big enough for that.
by sorry about this word February 22, 2021
Get the Adam's Oral Applemug. YUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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by Apple boy2 October 1, 2023
Get the Applemug. by Qazplmweroiu October 14, 2019
Get the Applemug. The process of dumping apple juice down a girls back and drinking it off of her butt. Similar to a boob luge
by Chambino June 3, 2018
Get the apple creekmug. 1. "I ate the apple that I plucked from the tree."
2. "The apples that I bought from the store were only 3.99."
3. 'Eat a apple a day, to keep the doctor away!'
2. "The apples that I bought from the store were only 3.99."
3. 'Eat a apple a day, to keep the doctor away!'
by hygtfghyujikojuhygtf5r45tghyuj June 3, 2021
Get the Applemug. Appling the Apple Man (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ ði ˈap-əl man/
The rare, almost ceremonial act of giving dap to the Apple Man when his apple aura is at its absolute peak. A gesture of respect, acknowledging both the man and the mystical fragrance he carries.
Cultural Significance: Appling the Apple Man is considered a hood blessing. Those who perform the appling may find themselves temporarily enveloped in the apple scent, gaining +2 charisma and +1 wisdom for the rest of the day.
Unwritten Rule: The Apple Man must never ask where the scent comes from — only the streets may confirm his power.
/ˈap-lɪŋ ði ˈap-əl man/
The rare, almost ceremonial act of giving dap to the Apple Man when his apple aura is at its absolute peak. A gesture of respect, acknowledging both the man and the mystical fragrance he carries.
Cultural Significance: Appling the Apple Man is considered a hood blessing. Those who perform the appling may find themselves temporarily enveloped in the apple scent, gaining +2 charisma and +1 wisdom for the rest of the day.
Unwritten Rule: The Apple Man must never ask where the scent comes from — only the streets may confirm his power.
"I was posted by the corner store when the Apple Man slid through smellin' like straight orchard... had to step up and start appling up the Apple Man, you already know."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
Get the appling up the apple manmug.