incognito asshole

A person who was an asshole to you, but the rest of the world either doesn't care or doesn't know about it, or denies the fact that the person did it. It's usually a person who is a popular or at least a well-liked person taking advantage of their social status and using other people lower on the totem pole to get what they want. You can find an incognito asshole or two at your local middle or high school.

"Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML" is a great example of an incognito asshole.

Another example would be:

Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!

Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.

Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!

by The solitary definer May 26, 2013

Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

by holacrr July 18, 2013

lactic asshole

Someone who only wears short sleeve shirts after he's worked out (tries to act ripped when it's just lactic acid making his arms bigger)

Hey do you watch Jersey Shore?

Nah dude, too many lactic assholes on that show.

by TOS T1000 October 13, 2013

wankin asshole

a shitstained cocksucka who loves dat cock in their anal hole

hey josh, you a wankin asshole
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!

by bROD November 29, 2013

facebook askhole

The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.

Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.

Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.

by lozinator February 7, 2014

puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.

"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"

by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015

Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.

I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.

by Nerdymama September 12, 2015