Potatoe

Your ugly friend. The one who is know as the Potatoe of the group.

"That's the Potatoe of the group!"

" those boys/girls are potatoes"

by Pussymossy June 3, 2018

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surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019

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Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.

Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.

by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022

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Potato Gunning

When you have gas behind a poo and it shoots the poo out like a potato gun

Do you ever just go to take a shit and not realize there’s a gas bubble behind your turd and it shoots out like you’re a human potato gun? Potato Gunning

by Potato gunner September 22, 2023

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