Floyd: So I've got Michelle, but I've also got her sister Natalia as well.
Tony: That's an awesome 2 for 1 deal, bro.
Tony: That's an awesome 2 for 1 deal, bro.
by berserker blabbermouth June 14, 2017
Get the 2 for 1 dealmug. Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
by SpaceMouse May 8, 2010
Get the Sex and the City 2mug. by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
Get the Hard 2 blvmug. The speed at which one subject farts......there is a time gap......then the fart is heard. That time is know to be Mach 2.
IT IS THE TIME THAT IT TAKES A FART TO ENTER EAR AFTER LEAVEING BUTT. note: it is on every fart.
IT IS THE TIME THAT IT TAKES A FART TO ENTER EAR AFTER LEAVEING BUTT. note: it is on every fart.
joe:(farts) safety, no blitz, no bonus!!!!!
jeremy: don't say all that hubba bubba, just say mach 2
joe: your awsome
jeremy: i know
jeremy: don't say all that hubba bubba, just say mach 2
joe: your awsome
jeremy: i know
by Joe Battaglia December 23, 2006
Get the mach 2mug. by Vapegod123 May 24, 2020
Get the 2 tone chainmug. by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 26, 2022
Get the Rush E 2mug. Finally, the day arrived when Altin was ready to make his escape. He used his hammer and nail to break through the walls of the Matrix, smashing through the virtual barriers that had kept him imprisoned for so long. The agents of the Matrix were no match for him, as he used his sumo tactics to push them back and keep them at bay.
As Altin emerged from the Matrix and stepped into the real world, he knew that he had achieved something truly remarkable. He had broken free from the illusion that had ensnared so many others, and he was now free to explore the true nature of reality. With his hammer and nail still by his side, he set out on a new journey, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead.
As Altin emerged from the Matrix and stepped into the real world, he knew that he had achieved something truly remarkable. He had broken free from the illusion that had ensnared so many others, and he was now free to explore the true nature of reality. With his hammer and nail still by his side, he set out on a new journey, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 14, 2023
Get the Altin G 2mug.