Turd in the Chili Bowl

(On South Park's first episode of their 14th season) Anyone who doesn't believe that Sex Addiction is a disease, thus ruining the popular belief that Sex Addiction is a virus sent out by an infected Alien Wizard residing in the Independence Hall.
Kyle: What if sex addiction isn't a disease, but a state of mind!
Sex Addiction Counselor: *Picks up phone and secretly says to whoever is on the other line...* We have a Turd in the Chili Bowl. I repeat, we have a Turd in the Chili Bowl!
by theskymightfall March 22, 2010
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big giant humongous turd

The largest shit you ever taken
Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!
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Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.
by Darckcloud August 17, 2017
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turd sample

A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.

Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife
'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'

or

'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'
by parskuks March 27, 2017
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