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Toms River

A township that is a dumping ground for fringe and hate. I define this literally without mentioning any particular groups of people.
Toms River has a big population.
by beachboy1122 September 1, 2023
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Tom

A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time
“Wow Tom is in quite the angry mood today
by Darien the driver February 1, 2022
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Tom G

Somehow pulls a lot of bitches but is really retarded.
Look at Tom g, rizzing up more chicks than he has underwear!
by XDTechnoOCE February 25, 2024
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Tom Brady

As long as he sees another record to break (oldest quarterback in NFL history), he's likely to try and break it before he retires, based on the way he does things. This talk of retirement and changing of the guard by vicious people is just talk, since some people have already tried to talk Cam Newton into retiring (trying to convince him that he's already over the hill) and he's over a decade younger than Tom Brady, just now reaching the average age of an NFL quarterback. Tom Brady is not everybody's favorite quarterback, but he hasn't changed, he still plays like he's in his 20's. Besides a change of guard some people seem to want to see badly, there's nothing keeping Tom Brady or any other quarterback from playing as long as he wants to until he is ready to move on to the next chapter of his life on his own terms, not if it is what they truly love to do. You don't let people talk you out of doing something you love, that doesn't do anybody around you any good, it doesn't make anybody stronger.
Not everybody is going to like or agree with everything about the legacy of Tom Brady, but even the people that want a new guard rushed in, if they are being honest with themselves, are curious about how far the wheels can go before they fall off, and they know deep down that they aren't falling off yet, they're not done yet. They might even have a long way to go still, a lot of mileage to add. Tom Brady nearly pulled off another Super Bowl LI yesterday, it just went the other way this time on being decided by a field goal. The guy wasn't in his 40's for Super Bowl LI, and yet nothing about his playing has changed since then, he's still the same person, and there's not going to be a point where playing against his team is going to be an easy task.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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Tom

Is the best person in the world. If you need help he'll help you. He loves to help people. He is vary tall and he always has times to resal an aligaitor.
My was uncle was a Tom
by Stich101 December 29, 2017
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Tom

A boy with a cat called Vladamir. He is cat killer
Tom has a cat
by fgdsmhh November 29, 2018
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Tom Hanks

To make sweet and passionate love with someone
I would love to make Tom Hanks with that woman
by Phil Xim August 3, 2021
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