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Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.
I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.
by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020
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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
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beat it, buck

to move on, to step off to or be encouraged to willingly leave the scenario.
your words are over, you best beat it, buck!

not cool, beat it buck!
by MissMissile May 22, 2011
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Beat it dry

Beat it dry
Beating it dry
@beatitdry on dc
I beat dry on Fortnite
by YVL big frank July 28, 2024
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Atlanta Beating Sess

A groups of guys all from Atlanta beating eachother up in Atlanta
Yo, we about to have an Atlanta Beating Sess tomorrow.
by N0/AH TLC October 14, 2022
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Beating the J

when someone is lying
That yucky ass nigga is beating the J
by Young Quarnale September 27, 2022
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Beating it to Skibidi Toilet

When you jerk off to Skibidi Toilet like an Ohio sigma with your skibidi rizz in Ohio
Michael: Anthony is beating it to Skibidi Toilet
Jullius: He must be gooning so hard
by MinervaI March 27, 2024
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