clock my tea

To bring sum to everyone’s attention or talk about drama

Léa is trynna clock my tea

by Fiiii May 15, 2024

Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results

I want some Texas tea kettle right about now

by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025

Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.

David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.

by AndyTheRoo April 23, 2011

Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.

"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021

dingleberry tea

a concoction made from steeping dried dingleberries into hot water of about 120F

did you like that dingleberry tea I made you?

by indica_weeds November 17, 2022

Your Tea's Weak

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.

Shut up man, your tea's weak!

by Doctor Defenition April 27, 2018

Cameltoe Tea

When you steep a used tampon in hot water.

Dude… she’s drinking cameltoe tea

by Fundell Miballs October 05, 2023