Poop snake

A very long turd.

Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021

Snake

The best animal on the planet.

Snakes are so cute!

by Iamthing June 25, 2018

Snake

Someone who rattles things about other people, mainly lies.

(Snake)"Do you know she fancies him?" (Human 1)"No, let me check this." (Snake)"You don't need to" (Human 1) "Do you fancy my girlfriend?!" (Human 2)"No I don't..." (Human 1)"Ugh, that snake!"

by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017

saddle snake

Penis

Check out the size of that saddle snake!

by Saddle Snake January 24, 2022

snake friday

getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime

hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?

yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday

by frankturner March 9, 2010

In the snake den

When you miss school due to uncontrollable mud snake explosions at the toilet.

“Bro you coming into school today?”
“Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.

by Paddle thwacker April 4, 2023

sheet snake

Sheet snake: what you call a males penis when he lays between the sheets.

We were just laying, cuddling in the bed when all of the sudden I was bitten by a sheet snake! F

by E - n - M #Q20 April 1, 2020