Bacon Penis

A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.

Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.

by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018

kylers penis

The biggest penis you'll ever see this 13 inch mega-schlong will rip a hole right through you.

Is that an aircraft carrier? No that's kylers penis.

by Patriot44368 April 19, 2021

Temporal Penis

A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.

Sandy was worried she would be a virgin forever, but a temporal penis appeared in her room.

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

Penis flu

Pregnancy

“Oh my goodness. I took a test and I caught the penis flu”

by ToriSummars September 6, 2019

Penis pilot

A man that has such a small brain, that at times he has to let his Penis make decisions for him, this leads to many awkward social interaction

Man, Dave was such a Penis pilot yesterday, he was hitting on this girl and WOULD NOT accept that she wasn’t interested

by Nikola_The_Tesla December 8, 2019

penis embargo

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.

You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

Penis Wrinkle

When your sister doesn't make you a drink, but still asks for a tip.

Hey sis, don't be a penis wrinkle and make us a drink!

by yourinlover April 18, 2023