Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

Cookie 2

The smaller second breast of a Woman.

I fondled cookie 2 after fondling her cookie.

by The Real Elmo March 10, 2022

sour salty creme cookies

A word to describe a bad smelling room, this is used in place of a no no word that rhythms with Gas, ex. the room smells like *Gas* this word is used by Lucas, Katherine, home depot, and any other spiritual beings

"this room smells like sour salty creme cookies" says lucas. MR (im not goin g to write his last name so we will call him Mr creme cookies) said " lucas did you get any work done while I was away." lucas says " you really think I did work?" (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ and scene ♥

by Mr. HomeDepotTheThird November 18, 2019

mad cookies

Cookies that are proposed to be delicious, but fall short of expectations.

They cause the partaken to become enraged.

Those cookies won't even good , they were straight mad cookies.

by Bakedgoods December 4, 2017

animal cookies

Inserting cookies or crackers into your ass and having a dog or any other animal eat them out.

I just had some animal cookies last night now im out of peanut butter.

by longshlongjon November 22, 2016

creampuff cookie

cream puff cookie is a video game character from the hit game cookie run: kingdom, she also plays a leading role in the "light the beacons!" and "expedition to protect earthbread" stories and is overall a really cool character.

creampuff cookie > you

by yomamagaming June 4, 2022

Brazilian Cookie

The act of ejaculating on a face, shortly after going outside and letting the released liquids dry into a crispy snack which is then eaten by who it may concern.

Me="Jizzes on girls Face"
Girl=Ill go dry this up and make a nice crispy Brazilian Cookie
Me=Thanks babe.

by iamjose October 2, 2011