San Antonio Sandwich

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.

The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.

by Duke of NY September 12, 2019

Condom Sandwich

When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on

I gave her a condom sandwich last night

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

Sandwich

The favorite food of a “Friends” character, Joey Tribbiani.

Chandler: “You would risk your life for ross before you would for me, thats the bottom line”

Joey: “No not exactly. I wasn’t trying to save Ross..... My sandwich was next to ross........ I was trying to save my sandwich.”

by a person.... oh wait im a frog March 27, 2019

dope fiend sandwich

That means that they got commentary and they had Reese's peanut butter pieces some meat racks and some bread and beans all combined into one burrito

Yeah I just got out of jail the other day and I was thinking that I didn't want one of those dope fiend sandwiches I was just going to get out in a few days

by Ryan Thomas Holder November 15, 2023

Las Vegas Sandwich

When a girl takes a shit on the length of someone’s penis. Then another man sticks his penis on top of it. After this, the woman eats the penis’s and shit.

Mason: “hey, my girlfriend wants to do a Las Vegas Sandwich with us, you in?

Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”

by CalvinsLeftNut January 2, 2024

vegemite sandwich

Slang for a yeast infection, especially for girls.

"Bro I was going to go down on her but it smelled and looked a bit funny."
"Sounds like a yeast infection."
"You mean a vegemite sandwich? lol"

by __RedFox__ May 16, 2022

Scoobydoo sandwich

Massive sandwich

I just ate a scoobydoo sandwich an I'm stuffed.

by Jolly420giant July 20, 2020