Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.

I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."

by anonymous June 23, 2025

Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

San Francisco Thumb Punch

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,

I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...

by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025

Purple Passion Punch

Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.

Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.

Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.

Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.

Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.

by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015

pooch punch

When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you

The little shih Tzu pooch punched me

by KatZ55 July 16, 2021

The devil's tounge punch

The act of eating a Carolina Reaper and then right after you consume it you perform oral sex on a woman in turn burning not only your own mouth but also her vagina.

My girlfriend cheated on me to I gave her the devil's tounge punch to show her who's boss!

by SqueezyMcjingles November 14, 2018

Blood Punch

When you fist a bitch when she's on her period and use your blood covered hand to strike her down with her own fluids.

"Yeah It was going great until I used a blood punch then she got pissed bro!"

by BloodFister9000 February 25, 2021