Hot potato

Warm 110 F° Potato

I eat hot potato and I melt my insides

by Dapoggster October 5, 2023

Potato

Potato (v)

1. To remain in a comfortable space (typically a couch,) in a relaxed position, for an exceptionally long time.
2. To gain pleasure from relaxing in one place for an exceptionally long time.

Dude! I totally potatoed this weekend watching The Handmaid's Tale.

by Stfu_donny June 26, 2017

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

Couch potato

A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.

Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude

by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

blouse potatoes

boobs

boobs are often called blouse potatoes in new england

by miranda430 July 19, 2009