Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
Get the Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.mug. Logan Paul is a YouTuber from Ohio that filmed a dead body once by (accident) and gained a ton of hate since than he has tried to regain viewers by posting crap videos and is begging for people to buy his (merch). Even his friends roared him after he lost the boxing match.
by OkBoomer! November 20, 2019
Get the Logan Paulmug. 
I lived a full life as a 360lb black man named Daequan. On my 36th birthday I was kidnapped by the KGB do to my relations with certain U.S special forces that took action in missions related to Cuba during the cold war. A man named Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky held a hot medal rod up to my throat. Things got fuzzy and warm until I woke up in a twin sized bed located in a two story house as a 12 year old 125lb white boy named Paul.
by IDontKnowWhatsReal April 25, 2022
Get the Paulmug. Paul , somone who runs like a fairy and thinks it looks cool . He also thinks he's a god but is actually a ferret
by alien99 September 12, 2021
Get the Paulmug. Absulote ballshit ugly no brained hazell nut brain tugly bitch fo jakes dick whos mum and dad are brother and sister
by I got bitches all over my dick October 19, 2020
Get the Logan paulmug. Found in the book of Paul, often a factual summary of Paul's transgressions that are to be documented for the education in the hopes of a better tomorrow.
by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024
Get the Paul's Proverbsmug.