Dad

The man that yells at you to hold the flashlight

Dad: Hold the fucking flashlight you spawn

by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019

Dad

A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.

Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*

*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"

by Milkgetter June 2, 2022

Dad Bod

A male usually over 30-35 years who has a nice physic still looks in shape but lacks tone or physic in the mid section, Man boobs are appearing and a belly that says 'I like pizza beers and kebabs' and playing slot machines while holding a beer,

Person 1:"Did you see Johno down the pub,He's not what he looked ten years ago"

Person 2: Yeah since he had a few kids and got married he gained on some pounds

Person 1: Yeah but he still toned though he's in good shape just rocking that spare tyre around his waist

Person 2: He's got that Dad bod

Person 1: It suits him though he's almost 40

by Billyking January 18, 2022

Dad

Dads are the persons in your life who always will love you and look after you. Dads is always good at things and even better at learning them away.

my dad is the best dad ever

by greencvrfan June 6, 2022

Dad

MEAN MEAN MAN

Dad is really mean mean man

by Ttyleart November 23, 2023

Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA

Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been

by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021

Dad

You don’t have one

Your dad went to go get the milk and never came back

by 😎2️⃣🆒4️⃣✏️✂️📚😎 July 16, 2022