by kwjsdzikv.am/hvia May 4, 2022

{Mother}"I love you son. your my best friend." {Son}"I love you too mama your my best friend can I have some of your cheese and crackers?"{Mother}"Of course son I would do anything for you honey!" {Son}" your the best mother ever! next time i get cheese ill share with you I promise."
by mental abuser June 29, 2023

"Man my feet are ugly" while talking in the presence of someone with ugly feet in response the other party would say "man your a Sideways mother fucker"
by Coloradonik April 20, 2024

by Forrersley May 29, 2017

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

the adult female Leader of a group of female children or teenagers. usually the group of children or teenagers are cub scouts of some form.
“camp is gonna be fine kids, it’s not like your gonna be out there all alone! Den Mother Abigail is gonna be right there the whole time!”
by Gotta do everything myself April 21, 2022
