I'm da Skibidi Sigma

I actually am

Sigma, sigma on the wall

Who's the skibidiest of them all?
ME!I'm da Skibidi Sigma

You underestimate my skibidi power

Now let me show you just how skibidi I can be!

by Mybrotherisnotsigma March 23, 2025

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.

Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweet

The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.

What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

by Vampirejerk May 20, 2023

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by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 22, 2023

I'm Finna blow!

Its what i say when i'm doing your mom!

Me: Oh my god I'm finna blow!!!

by Your Dad (Yes really) May 24, 2023

"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.

"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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by Scoria May 26, 2023