Golden Laptop

The Golden Laptop is a fun game where you spray-paint someone's laptop gold preferably JR. To begin the game you have to run over to the person (JR) and shout "Golden Laptop". This gives the person who shouted Golden Laptop the chance to pin the Person (JR) and do whatever you want to him. This could be anything and everything preferable stuff like setting his pubes on fire, stapling his eyes shut, or even 💀f***ing him.

Person 1: "I'm kind of bored right now, I don't know what to do".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".

by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 March 3, 2024

The Taylor Golden

When the greatest (worst) disc golf player pelvic thrusts his disc into the basket instead of putting.

*Is 3 feet away from the hole* Look at him thrust the disc he’s doing the Taylor golden

by Spyro March 5, 2024

Golden belt

The 'seal' when one is drinking copious amounts.
Similar to 'breaking the seal'

Have you broken the golden belt yet?
Yeah I've been pissing like a racehorse

by Pissyboy12341 March 9, 2024

Golden Muck Shower

The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.

Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!

by GinnerRat March 9, 2024

golden hedgehog

A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog

Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.

by Tokenship March 12, 2024

Golden Sea

A bathtub or other large fluid container intended for humans that is filled with urine.

"When you're on a golden sea, you don't need no memory. Live in the moment and appreciate the urine."

by Fexxis March 14, 2024

Golden State Warriors

A team that is in the western conference and are absolutely horrible with the only good players being Trayce Jackson-Davis, Jonathan Kuminga, and Stephen Curry. Klay Thompson is terrible, Draymond Green has 150 techs, making him qualify for the UFC probably, and they need a roster update. Brandin Podziemski is only a rookie and is not good. They only acquired Pat Spencer to let him play like 6 games.

Dog water golden state warriors

by skibidibasketballfan March 21, 2024