Hatch That Donkey 

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.

Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.

Hatch That Donkey by Mysterious Alicat May 10, 2011

Go Stomp A Donkey 

To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.

To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.

A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.

"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"

"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."

"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?

Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"

"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"

"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."

Go Stomp A Donkey by EtchaSketch August 26, 2013

snaggle tooth donkey 

A very rude bitch who Cares about no one

God she was a snaggle tooth donkey

snaggle tooth donkey by Sir hostile September 23, 2016

the mad donkey 

when a guy is nailing a girl from behind, and as he's about to blow his load, he punches the girl on the back of the head, causeing her to 'BUCKAROO' and creates great orgasms all round.

Hey Brad, I nailed that chick from the bar last night. We had some amazing sex, I managed to slip in the mad donkey. I don't think she was expecting that.

the mad donkey by cheesemuncher96 April 12, 2017

Oh Sugar Donkey

Someone that is doing something dumb and acting a fool for a long period of time

Oh Sugar donkey KJ!!!!

Oh Sugar Donkey by KJ Kevin Johnson April 12, 2019

Emotional Support Donkey 

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!

Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.

Emotional Support Donkey by The Late Brew April 25, 2020

Texas Swamp Donkey 

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

Texas Swamp Donkey by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020