That one asian kid whose last name is probably Yoo and sneaks out of class during his math class while the math teacher is watching Bad Little Liars. Chris is the type of kid to randomly scream Ree out of nowhere and make fun of people for having no nose bones and acne
by reetusing and fetusing July 29, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A gorgeous boy with thick dark hair and full eyebrows. Chris is extremely friendly and knows exactly what he’s doing, but sometimes he can get caught up in his own personal problems; which he doesn’t share with anyone! But if a Chris shares it with you, you mean the world to him. Chris is extremely caring, sometimes a little too much. He has the biggest puppy-eyes, dark brown and wonderful. Chris has an amazing body, and an even more playful personality. He finds passion in one thing, that he revolves his whole entire life around. He’s hard to get!
by browniecat887 April 15, 2021
Get the Chrismug. He is the definition of perfect, he makes you feel like your the only one he cares about. He is very sweet and can be attractive, most importantly he is the most sweet, funny, optimistic, handsome person you’ll ever meet. ❤️
Chris is the love of my life.
by bigdogbutthole September 17, 2019
Get the Chrismug. The man who loves Allah and loves to lecture his students on how Darwin is a fool and how he is the Antichrist , and Chris hates evolution. Chris favorite food is his famous dog poop sandwich, which consists of moldy bread moldy cheese, and of course , dog poop and with a whiff of skunk . Chris has a son named Allah ACKBAR, which looses all the time in airports
by Biggest tips fan August 13, 2025
Get the Chrismug. A Chris crippin is most likely a fat saxophone player that gets called a cripple by everyone he talks to, but is often very loved by those among him.
A Chris crippin is a baddie and gets tons of "ladies", and
a Chris crippin would also like saying "Hey ladies" to the most masculine guys there are.
Chris crippin also enjoys calling others "Gibletheads".
A Chris crippin is a baddie and gets tons of "ladies", and
a Chris crippin would also like saying "Hey ladies" to the most masculine guys there are.
Chris crippin also enjoys calling others "Gibletheads".
by Mr Crippin November 21, 2023
Get the Chris crippinmug. by BIGDADDY62837384 December 27, 2022
Get the CHRISmug. by TheCreatorOfSlang March 18, 2019
Get the Chris Noelmug.