Hot chocolate left

Left of a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a person having hot chocolate in the lodge.

Ted: Check out that babe!
Bill: Where!?
Ted: Hot chocolate left of the halfpipe.
Bill: Dude, that's your step-mom!

by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006

Mexican Chocolate Sauce

The diarrhea you get when you eat Mexican food

Damn man That was a major batch of Mexican Chocolate Sauce

by Angelus the Fallen October 5, 2008

Chocolate Chip Pancake

When a guy is performing anal sex on a subject, ejaculates inside of the butt cavity, pulls out, felches out the jizz that has some chocolatey poopy particles in it, rolls the subject over and spits out the batter on their stomach like pancake batter on a hot frying pan.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great! Gave her the ole chocolate chip pancake.

by YAYA2069 September 23, 2016

Chocolate Love Dream

Something that a white girl calls a black guy when she wants to sleep with him.

Girl: "come here you chocolate love dream!"
dude: " mk miss vanila fool"

by BrutalCoco June 23, 2011

chocolate milk shake

when a girl gives you a blow job you shit in your hand cum on her face and rub the shit on as well untill u produce a chocolate milk shake

steve: "she was giving me a blow job and shit so i pooed in my had and rubbed it in to her cum riddled face!!!!"
dave: "CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE, sweet dude, did she like it?"
steve: "fuck no, but thats the last time she forgets to record 24."
dave: "shit yer!!!!"

by james flinder February 10, 2005

chocolate horse grab

when you smother a live horse in chocolate pudding while you lick its asshole while strangeling and elf

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Stirring the chocolate porridge

A variation of the deviant sexual act of dumping on someones chest. Stirring the chocolate porridge involves defacating on your partners chest and then ejucalating into it. Once your partner has this juicy mix all over their chest you mix it around with your hard cock in order to heighten your sexual experience

I had fun stirring the chocolate porridge all over jenny's breasts last night

by freddy got bumbled August 28, 2009