Adam

adam is an ass hole. he can usually be a good person but will tend to be an ass hole some times

eg... friend-“hey adam can you get me some water”
adam-“no fuck of you bitch”

by rat face bitch hole June 28, 2020

Adam

A man that seeks out Amanda’s

Oh that’s Adam he is all over Amanda

by VoodooBigz July 6, 2021

Adam

Should not have any money because he is just wasting it on unnecessary shit.

Remember that guy Adam? Yeah the poor guy.

by CasperSamuelsson May 6, 2019

Adam

A sociopath and troll. Either an amazing person or a based homophobic bigot. No in betweens. Usually there when you need him the most. Knows the back alley of the internet in the palm of his hand.

Person 1: Have you heard from Adam recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he just got banned from r/LGBTQ

by dustykanga January 6, 2022

Adam clocking

The art of scratching one on his or her face until they bleed when they anger you.

My sister took the last slice of pizza so a Adam clocked her.

He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking

by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019

Adam

A superficial person, with a huge ego and nothing to back it up. Acts evolved and open minded when in reality is a misogynistic ass who makes women think they care, but actually just want to get in their pants. And who collects expensive fountain pens?? What are you? 97?

“Don’t be an Adam, no one will take you seriously!”

by WaywardWriter February 21, 2022

Adam

Adam is that guy. People love him. He has a habit of making enemies, but his actual friends all love him. He can be kind of weak and not very manly sometimes, but other times he is very very easy to follow. People often look up to him, usually slightly younger twins, but Adam seems to be the center of attention in any environment. Adam has a lot more to him when it comes to his dating situation. Many girls have asked him out but hes a forever bachelor so he says no. But sometimes he has to fuck girls because they won a dare. Adam likes to jerk off. He can be very mean sometimes but only to his younger brother and outsiders. When his younger brother is being bullied by others adam gives them a slap in the woopie. Make sure to love Adam always because like i said before, he is that guy.

Logan: "Yo Adam want to play nhl?"
Adam: "No i'm playing bedwars."

by GirishHater135 November 15, 2023