Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
by Weeabob November 28, 2016
Get the straight-faced pervertmug. by psodium March 2, 2022
Get the Straightmug. When some one has sex or sensual physical contact with another of the same gender. Out of necessity, curiosity or mistakenly.
"Look at sally she has totally got her tongue down that chicks throat..... She must be on straight vacation.
by oorobotoo January 25, 2011
Get the Straight vacationmug. Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023
Get the Straight People Day October 29thmug. That's when you 5-0, 5T, OT but not quite Go-At-Them. Now, the real gangster should keep it straight up hustling the Streets itself, though. Check the reality out on Streets of Rage 2. Like Jesus said though, "cause you have to love the goddamn neighbor either way"; that be the HEAT of it, KID.
'Cause in Gotham, I don't want to, but I have to, straight hustle some shit on Facebook to collect-call my damn welfare check.
by T.o.M.2 December 30, 2020
Get the straight hustlemug. Person A: “Ayo are you straight?”
Person B: “No, but I’m sorbet straight.”
Person A: “what does that mean?”
Person B: “I’m only straight when I’m high.”
Person B: “No, but I’m sorbet straight.”
Person A: “what does that mean?”
Person B: “I’m only straight when I’m high.”
by Orbitnonono April 13, 2022
Get the Sorbet Straightmug. What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
Get the Adair you to keep a straight facemug.