spank the monkey

in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female

I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey

by houstongirl September 19, 2009

Argie-Monkey

This words is a definition created or used by some ignorant pirate/s to pseud-define the citizens of a South-American country they would just love to invade(for the third time)

A.Something disgusting happened to me last night!
B.What was it?
A.I was wanking with a portrait of our loving Queen mother when I saw an Argie-Monkey on TV talking about himself!
B.God save us all!, We should've sold those bastards as slaves too...

by Hand of God July 26, 2008

sex monkey

When you have so much crazy sex that it is comparative to that of a wild beast

They just had sex 40 times, darn what sex monkeys

by whoremuffin1 July 10, 2011

red monkeys

Typically described as sneakers of the Bathing Apes brand and is known for being real fresh.

"... nigga this how we do, red monkeys bathin apes someone call the damn zoo!" - Chip tha Ripper

by MilkMan420 August 21, 2011

Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001

Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

anal monkey

a pooder,
gaylord,
a man who likes it up the poop shoot,
turd burgler,
arse bandit,
DALE WINTON!!

The prick is an anal monkey

by El Minge July 16, 2008