Adhd Brain

When your Adhd and your body can't get along and you are left in a state of hyperactive/hypoactive confusion

Oh my gosh, I've got mega ADHD-Brain right now, I just can't sorry.

I need to sleep but my adhd brain won't let me

by Neeks_ Rusty Sword July 8, 2022

Dirty Braine

When a big guy is fucking a tiny guy in the ass and the little guy moans : "Oh my days"

"Jonathan did a dirty Braine yesterday!"

by Sapoud December 8, 2021

brain stain

When a man nuts on your forehead.

Hey baby gimme a brain stain.

by AlecLEE41 July 30, 2022

Brain Sweat

When you think about something so intense that you feel like your brain is sweating.

Tina was thinking about all of the furniture that she needed to move and she broke out in a brain sweat.

by Whosit606 March 6, 2020

Spicy Brain Process

When your brain explodes with fiery confidence and you confidently tell other people something, only to realise you are completely, spectacularly wrong. Then you do it again with your next thought, just as certain and just as wrong, keeping the spicy cycle of confident nonsense going forever.

“Don’t forget, Danny is a girl!”
1 hour later…
“Oh god, no, Danny is a dude. I was thinking of a different Danny.”
30 seconds later…
“No wait, that’s not even Danny. Her name is Kate! Oh god, spicy brain process!”

by StackOverflowed December 2, 2025

Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023

Pickle brain

Pickle brain is a condition that occurs while playing pickleball. It is sudden onset of confusion about who the server is and what the score is. Pickle brain is a brain fart or brain fog on the pickleball court, it can affect players of all ages. Pickle brain is not long lasting and usually comes on during a pickle ball game when the server is calling out the score just prior to a serve.

During the pickleball game there was commotion on the court. The players were arguing over the score, they were all suffering from pickle brain. In the end, it was a great match and all had fun.

2-0-1….No…2-2-1…No …3-2-1 yes, that’s it. OMG I have pickle brain. What’s wrong with me, I always get confused about the score.

by Jwooolie March 24, 2024