Spider box

To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.

-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!

by notRJM April 13, 2009

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Box hog

a person in the call of duty nazi zombies game , Who will keep spending all his money on the mystery box instead of buying doors, normally little kids or fags are the ones who box hog over others.

You will not know if you are a box hog , You will be alerted by all your friends but you will deny this till death !

Jayden : You know minty

Ethan : yeah i know , he always box hogs !

by Total taco man October 6, 2011

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Junk-box

Junk-box is a verbal declaration used to completely stop (or change subject of) a conversation between individuals, or a group of individuals when the context of the conversation is deemed inappropriate, disgusting, boring, or rude.

Person1: Hey, look at this! You can see the bone sticking out.
Person2: Junk-box!

by Majin'Buu May 8, 2012

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x-boxed

-the opposite of a sexually aroused woman.

-sexually revolted woman

"By the end of the relationship, I was x-boxed and unable to continue faking."

"The guy at the bar was so ugly that I was x-boxed the second he came near me."

by AdAmI August 22, 2009

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Box Minge

An area of box like space in between a girls thighs even when her legs are closed. Often found on only skinny girls due to the lack of meat on said thighs!

Dude I you-tubed Cher's Turn Back time video the other day, you seen her box minge? It's immense!

by DirtyTurkKofte February 23, 2010

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