TURD WRESTLER

COUSIN OF "TURD MONKEY"AKA:ONE OR ALL OF MY DOGS OR GRANDCHILDREN,DEPENDING ON THEIR CURRENT ACTIVITY.

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NASTY "TURD WRESTLER"!
LOOK AT THIS MESS!WHAT A DISGUSTING "TURD WRESTER"YOU ARE!

by FROGMAMA February 24, 2017

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Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

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bird turd

a fucking dumb bo.

"bro he is such a bird turd"

by catmaster65 January 20, 2023

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Turd Flex

Senator Smith has recalled the word and or phrase “HOMOSEXUAL” finding it highly offensive in due nature, instead Senator Smith has renamed the Male gender “TURD FLEX”.

And Rim shot. Figure it out.

Gary and Tom have a secret gentlemen’s club they force on Government officials at nite time if you are in the closet. Senator Smith calls the Turd Flex out tho. Ride high Pence…ride high.

by Atombombe August 8, 2025

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Turd burgler

Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.

Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference

That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.

by Klundamatron6000 August 31, 2020

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