mystery meat

when you put your limp meat in the asshole or pussy and then you pop a viagara and wait for it to expand inside

my grandpa couldnt get it up anymore so i told him to give grandma the mystery meat and everything would be solved

by scruggs1496 February 10, 2006

Meat Curtains

Another term for a woman’s labia that hangs low & loose out of her private area.

“Holy! Look at her meat curtains! That’s loose!”

by Ash-Ree May 13, 2007

Meat Fetish

a fetish where someone just loves to smell, feel, rub, milk, and photograph meat. It should also be noted that someone who has a meat fetish will never eat the meat as it is considered disrespectful to the meat.

Meat fetish person: gimme that meat, i wanna hang out with it
Meat owner: fuck no, i'm eating this meat
Meat fetish person: NO!

by meat beater January 19, 2011

meat curtains

exrta large labia majora.

Bob needed to close marthas meat curtains, due to excessive noise.

by Rob S. July 16, 2003

Fuck-Meat

Another term for a man's penis or cock

Suck my fuck-meat you dirty whore!!

by Bullitt November 6, 2008

mashing meat

when two fat ass people bump uglies

lester and his girl are two of the fattest fucks Ive ever seen Id hate to be around when they start mashing meat

by G-funk July 17, 2003

meat cakes

floppy,hangy,discolored titties a.k.a Jeannie Abric

"Hey Gene,how do i look in this bathing suit top?" "Gene says,your meat cakes look a little floppy"

by you know how we do! May 13, 2005