many think this name is slightly ironic considering the great war is reponsable for most current wars but it is true that this war changed the populair view of war from heroic and noble to violent, traumatic and violent and thus in the long run may end the practice forever
by I_eat_dick November 16, 2021
Get the The war to end all warsmug. by streetsmartgurl December 29, 2015
Get the score warsmug. by Consolewarsaretrash90 September 10, 2021
Get the Console warsmug. The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.
Example
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
by el socio October 13, 2018
Get the corporate warmug. The great war of 4269 wear queens Nicky Minaj, Beyoncé and many other queens died. Notable soldiers who fought in the war are: Jiafie, James Charles, Lovely peaches, and Barbilly Eilish. From our current information 69420 people died and after this a national peace treaty was made so that nothing as tragic as this will happen again
by Twi(nk)g_ January 26, 2023
Get the Badussy Warsmug. by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016
Get the Mexican Tree Warmug. by RedMasked July 19, 2022
Get the Red Warmug.