when kids from two neighboring houses get their hoses and drench each other until one of them goes inside. The one inside is the loser of the war.
hot summer's day.
Mathieu: KROCKATOWA!
Mathieu grabs his hose and sprays his neighbors. The hose war has begun.
Mathieu: KROCKATOWA!
Mathieu grabs his hose and sprays his neighbors. The hose war has begun.
by lookz4Mathieu May 18, 2011

Football, Basketball, or Baseball games played between the rivalry of “The Woodlands High School” and “The Woodlands College Park” for the reigning title of the superior Woodlands Highschool.
“Are you going to the Woodforest stadium for the war of the woods? College Park is starting mugshot mickey”
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.
by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024

A combination of Great Britain and Japan to commit mass war crimes, as suggested by discord user KoreanBathSalts
by MonsoonOfTheWOD May 18, 2022

World War 3 is the longest-lasting world war in history which started in 1973 and has not ended yet, although it is predicted it will end by 2026 . It was started in September 22, 1973 when the British Empire blockaded the English Channel to test a kettle. In response to this, Sealandic troops launched a hydrogen bomb in Manchester. Turkey, being part of NATO, then joined Britain by doing absolutely nothing. Same with the other NATO members. Then in 1990 Sealand made a defence pact with Antarctica and spent 1 decade once again doing nothing. Then a third pact came in and shrinked the armies of both. This new pact was armed by Sudan, South Africa, Cuba, Japan, Indonesia, and Brazil. Then that pact split into two smaller pacts, which kept on splitting. There are now 16 tiny pacts in the war and they are all shrinking. Once World War 3 ends, all pacts and countries will have become so small that they have gone bankrupt.
by WeirdMapper August 6, 2019

Ape War Army AWA is a saying for whenever you are at war with yourself or others, created by Rula & Keezyzay. Ape would represent yourself as “Apparently Pretty Eager”.
by KZM killer July 5, 2024

1. A conflict fought between mostly black people and most of the time is fought in places like africa.
2. An all black gang shoot out
2. An all black gang shoot out
person 1: Damn nigga did you see that nigga war going on last night?
person 2: Ofc i did man that shit was mad crazy!
person 2: Ofc i did man that shit was mad crazy!
by Sol heman December 20, 2023
