The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024

by ICECREAM IS So GOOD December 28, 2018

by Lynjames February 28, 2017

jacob is really cool
by passw2845 March 12, 2020

Jacob is the sluttiest boy you will see in your life and is a huge show off and at the end of the day feel really bad for him.
Oh its jacob.
by Joe mam313 June 19, 2020

He’s one of, if not the most sweetest, caring, kind hearted souls you’ll ever meet. Genuinely an intellectual. A best friend, and can be an even more amazing partner. He is insecure but doesn’t share how he feels with anyone he isn’t very close to. Jacob is an amazing human being
by Chafingeyebrows January 2, 2022
